Your name is AMBROS VANTAS. You were once known as Kankri but there's quite too many of those in the world.

You've changed a lot over the sweeps, for better or worse, but now you've decided to step back and just keep an archive of things.
Maybe one day you'll leave your archive but it'd have to be for the right person.

Thanks to Grey Magic, you were given the title of "God of Spring & Rebirth" which you used for selfish reasons. You took that which wasn't yours for a happy ending you couldn't preserve without a care of who was in your way. But that too is yours to archive. You wont, can't, forget.

Your name is Ambros Vantas.
your trolltag was Chattygenocide, you changed it to corinthianGladiolus somewhere along the way but you don't feel much like talking either.
what will you do? ==>

INDEPENDENT RP Blog for (Kankri) Vantas from Homestuck. Connected to the defunct Haven Timeline Alternate Universe and brokenvwizard.

M!A: None

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phantomfeathers:

banrionceallach:

After the Apocalypse is cancelled, Crowley starts to notice that certain people are finding their way to A Z Fell & Co.

The person with chronic pain who wandered in after accidentally leaving their medication at home is the first

They’re followed a couple of weeks later by an LGBTQ teenager who’s been made homeless by their intolerant parents, taking shelter from a storm.

After that comes a young woman who rushed in the door one day to try and lose an abusive ex who was following her down the street. (Crowley takes particular pleasure in slithering past the man’s ankles when he storms into the bookshop. The scream was like quality music.)

And there are more. Never too many in quick succession. But a constant drip of people who’ve been trapped in terrible situations by the toxic aspects of earth’s cultures. 

And Crowley, pondering on why Aziraphale is now finding people who need him without even having to leave his beloved bookshop, realises something.

For centuries, Aziraphale has needed to hide what he is. Watch the frivolous miracles, only carry out blessings deemed suitable by heaven, stay small, stay out of sight. Even the Arrangement contributed to it. Meet clandestinely, watch what you say, be careful, say nothing, hide.

But it’s different now that they’re on their own side. All of the impulses that Aziraphale squashed down in order to placate a cold and sterile heaven are finding a way out. Without realising it, the Guardian of the Eastern Gate is  broadcasting a signal of love, acceptance and protection across London. And those most in need are drawn to it unconsciously. 

The Principality Aziraphale is finally free to fulfill his purpose.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower @thebibliosphere

prospitbound:

musashi‌:

fools: jessie teamrocket is a top

me, very big brain:

yeah ok

caroldanversenthusiast:

Thor: Protector of Lesbians

melodiesblue:

thosekidswhohuntmonsters:

ackeviddlestan:

let-steve-say-fuck:

omnomsauruswrites:

captainrogerrsbeard:

justanotherstonyfan:

someone the other day called cevans in red sea diving resort “soft stomached” which is a concept I dig but also, but like that’s still def a man who works out. Just ‘cause he’s not dehydrated to fuck for those abs like the MCU had him doesn’t mean he didn’t put in the hours for that wetsuit physique. That’s what ripped looks like when you treat your body right, instead of Hollywood hoping you cut your shirt on those abs.

Didn’t we have this discussion about Jason Mamoa, too?

ALSO I guarantee you he is probably stronger, more energetic and has better longevity with that ‘soft stomach’

This^^ isn’t ‘soft stomach’ this is FUNCTIONAL REAL MUSCLE.

The way he looked in the MCU is hot, sure, but what’s hotter is knowing he could actually lift a decent amount more looking like this than like Cap.

To get Cap’s look you gotta be dehydrated as FUCK which leaves u tired as shit, there’s a reason professional bodybuilders ONLY look like that during their comps!!!

I’m military and all the guys I know look like this (sometimes thiccer even) and most of them are absolute freaks athletically (in a good way of course)

Functionally strong Chris is hot as HELL that man looks like he could carry all three of your kids AND six bags of groceries without breaking a sweat and we 👏🏼 fucking 👏🏼 stan👏🏼

And it’s these types of comments that people tend to ignore because they were made about a man. If someone commented on a woman’s “soft stomach” there would shit flying everywhere. Men are sexualized in Hollywood too, especially in action films. But they cannot look like that all the time. It’s not possible. They spend hours - HOURS - everyday in a gym, training HARD, to look like that.

Not once when I saw these gifs/photos did I think he looked any less fit. In fact, I find this more appealing than Cap’s physique.

I love seeing posts that acknowledge the dangerous body standards that are ALSO set for men. Like I’m sorry, I find someone who’s able to eat and drink water much sexier than someone who has to starve/dehydrate themselves for a six pack.

furby-o-rama:

fuwafuwafurby:

furby-o-rama:

catchymemes:

Osaka Aquarium just stepped up their gift shop game with these fat seal plushies

Important addition

Its yuki!!!!

YES IT IS! ♡♡♡♡

arraydia:

ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ, ʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ

Part 2 / Part 3 / Masterpost

ailithnight:

instantbanana:

my-mental-pile:

itsme98z:

YES. Make things clearer and more specific

Especially the first one! I have a really hard time knowing if somebody actually wants me to do something unless they are specific about the task and direct it towards me completely. 

This is some adhd/autism solidarity Mood™️

I think, for everyone, we as a society need to shift to more clear, specific, and genuine communication. Poor communication doesn’t just hurt autistic and ADHD people. It hurts the person who said no but was perceived as ‘playing hard to get’. It hurts the couple who couldn’t figure out how to say ‘I love you’ to each other. It hurts the parents trying to help their teen and it hurts the teen seeking help. It hurts the person trying to offer a genuine apology and it hurts the person trying to ask a genuine question. This cultural expectation of insincere communication hurts every single person trying to express a truth.

helloitsbees:

cacoughphany:

liquid-geodes:

cacoughphany:

liquid-geodes:

goweninsane:

liquid-geodes:

tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:

goweninsane:

goweninsane:

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

like this

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

Say no more

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

itsleahelaine:

take care of your familiars this halloween!

shitpostsampler:

My very first mounted cross stitch! I made it for my mom’s birthday, here’s hoping it survives shipping!