YOUR NAME IS KANKRI VANTAS, OR IT WAS, YOU GO BY AMBROS VANTAS NOW, TOO MANY KANKRIS ON WORLD, THOUGH YOUR SORDID ALLIES CALL YOU CAP. CANCER, AND YOU HAVE CHANGED A LOT IN THE LAST SWEEP, IF ONLY FOR THE BETTER.

Your Trolltag/Chumhandle is chattyGenocide.

This is an independent RP blog for the character PREACHY MUTANT-- I mean KANKRI VANTAS from HOMESTUCK.

Status: 3 sweeps old until further notice
Revived by Karkat until his next death. Has been "reset"
Has an Absol named Dana and a bagon named Fieri.
Can change into a fox
Has memories from his specific divergent timelines.

M!A Status:

Trollian/Pesterchum is now active.
Has four grubs in his care, Lannon (olive), Ambros (mutant red), Deroan (fuchsia), and Mirran (violet), Petrus (mutantblooded seagrub) and indigoblooded Tavros and Erigrub he adopted.

PROSPIT DREAMER

SEER OF BLOOD

CANCERMUTINY
tamerobot:

You know what I was going to do today? … well, not this. Then I read Windblade #1 and I sort of had to, because they’re such great dorks.
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tamerobot:

You know what I was going to do today? … well, not this. Then I read Windblade #1 and I sort of had to, because they’re such great dorks.

huffingtonpost:

These pious pups don’t only pray before their meals but they also bring their plates back. Watch these devout dogs perform their trick in it’s entirety here. 

waterprism:

Help me
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waterprism:

Help me

knightofsuperior:

ommfghiddleston:

George of the Jungle

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET ALL MY LIFE

I could use a hand!

kytri:

preservedcucumbers:

preservedcucumbers:

Oh shit, y’all. I did it. I took the plunge and quit my retail job.

I did this so I can seriously pursue my creative work. I had the epiphany that life is too short to put off doing what I love, so I’m going to be doing comics, animations and YouTube to feed myself and pay all my bills. It’s going to be A LOT of hard work if I want anything to come of it, and I could use some support.

If you like my stuff, there’s a few things you can do to help me out:

Pledge to my Patreon Campaign! A pledge as low as $1 a month can help keep me from having to go back to a retail job. $1 a month is hardly anything, it’s like 3 cents a day, and it’ll keep me drawing comics and making videos. For one dollar a month! And you can cancel at any time!

Make a one-time donation to my tip jar! Not up for monthly pledges? You can just send me a buck. I really appreciate it!

Subscribe to my YouTube channel! Don’t have a buck? That’s okay, there’s a way you can support me for FREE! You can help me out by clicking that ol’ subscribe button on my channel. More subscribers will make it easier for me to monetize and get something back for the free videos I’m making for you!

Signal boost my comics and videos! Another FREE option! Let your friends know you like my stuff, and maybe they’ll read/watch it too. More traffic means more support!

Support means I’ll be able to churn out MORE comics, MORE videos, and MORE animations! That’s more entertainment for you! Thanks so much for all your help, guys. Signal boost this if you can. Love you lots! ♥♥♥♥♥

Reblogging this again because I’m still in a bit of a financial pickle (pun sort of intended). I’ll be changing my Patreon video soon to reflect my YouTube work as well as comics, plus I’m hoping to make Bad Life Choices a weekly animatic series! If you like the stuff I post and you want me to keep making stuff, please help in any way you can (including the free options)!

♥ Pickles

Signal boost <3

sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

glubblub:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

image

(Source: axl-fox)

breathystuff:

Breathystuff’s 100 Follower Giveaway!

Rules:

-You must be following breathystuff

-Reblog as much as you want! (just be nice to your followers)

-Likes count as an entry

-You must have your ask box open to win

-You have to be okay with giving me your address

-I can’t ship anywhere outside the U.S. (sorry!)

-NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS (I will check)

-If you don’t respond within 24 hours, I will choose another winner.

Prizes:

-A tentabulge of your choice (excluding Feferi)

-One set of horns of your choice (excluding Tavros)

-A zodiac shirt of your choice

-A drawing, colored of course

I will randomly choose a winner on May 10th at 10pm (mountain time)

EDIT: Likes count!

Good luck ~

strangely-poetic:

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND
Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this could be a virus I have no clue, I never went to the website or their tumblr because I don’t want to get any possible viruses on my computer so I might be wrong but just in case please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. If I’m wrong then please tell me and I’ll take this down but for now please reblog this, thank you!

UPDATE: Yeah it’s virus blogs. I’ve gotten them from two different people and their title was the same. One was “Beautiful Landscapes” and the other was “Beautiful Tattoos” and so yeah reblog this really fast before anyone gets the virus ok thanks again. The first blog that sent me this was zinokmass so watch out for zinokmass and labagaww thank you guys so much ignore the message if you get it
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strangely-poetic:

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND

Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this could be a virus I have no clue, I never went to the website or their tumblr because I don’t want to get any possible viruses on my computer so I might be wrong but just in case please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. If I’m wrong then please tell me and I’ll take this down but for now please reblog this, thank you!

UPDATE: Yeah it’s virus blogs. I’ve gotten them from two different people and their title was the same. One was “Beautiful Landscapes” and the other was “Beautiful Tattoos” and so yeah reblog this really fast before anyone gets the virus ok thanks again. The first blog that sent me this was zinokmass so watch out for zinokmass and labagaww thank you guys so much ignore the message if you get it

chescaleigh:

blackpowerisforblackmen:


Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support &amp; help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.
Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.

Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&amp;utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&amp;utm_medium=twitter&amp;utm_source=share_petition

Don’t just reblog, make sure to sign!
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chescaleigh:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support & help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.

Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.

Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

Don’t just reblog, make sure to sign!